THE WEEKLY WIT FOR SEPTEMBER 1, 2008

"I had a dream last night about a monkey and a skeleton riding a donkey.  Both were holding up signs that pointed to one another.  Needless to say, I woke up in a pool of sweat."

NOW PLAYING ...

• Continue to enjoy the quirkiness of OH SO ECCENTRIC.
  
• The #1 FAN continues to bring out the best in people.
  
• WISE WORDS continues with your very special host, apeminkie.
  
• The DEMO WISEWIT is always available for newbies and guests to get their feet wet.
  

STARTING SOON ...

• REVERSE MUSICOLOGY 101 will twist your eardrums beginning on Monday, September 1st at 4:00PM EST. Remember to sign up in advance so you don't miss a note.
• SPEECH! SPEECH! begins to air on Tuesday, September 2nd at 7:00PM EST.

"What do you mean it's a postal holiday?!  I need my [insert prize here] now!"

Congratulations!  This week's winners and their winnings ...

"Come be a part of my inner circle where wild oats roam free."

Whether you consider it an antique or a just dust collector, share it in the ANTIQUES Circle of Interest.

Display your team spirit or your rival animosities in the FOOTBALL Circle of Interest.  'Tis the season!

Are you passionate about your interest or hobby? 
Moderate a Circle of Interest.

"Look away!  Don't dare make eye contact with it."

Race against the clock or limit your clicks in Spinner, a dizzying experience.  I'm getting dizzy just talking about it.

 If you've got a game, puzzle, riddle, teaser, or bit of trivia to share, upload a Flash QuickWit or create your own Pitch-Punch QuickWit.

"Working through the Labor Day holiday is just as bad as it sounds."

Several new products are available in WISE SHOP including toddler,  kid and dog t-shirts with your choice of the "I'm a WISEOZ", "Mom's a WISEOZ", or "Dad's a WISEOZ" logos.  Remember that your help support the WISEOZ community by shopping with our affiliates, Amazon amd ThinkGeek, from the links within WISE SHOP.

Check out pictures of the "I'm a WISEOZ" rear windshield decal from MyklSkeleton and madmad59.  If you're interested in displaying this lovely decal on your vehicle, we have a few more left.  Contact us.

Someday you may surf with this metal.

The first person to correctly respond to theweeklywit@wiseoz.com will receive a WISEOZ Hat.

Quick!  Forward this newsletter to anyone that might know the answer. Both members and non-members are eligible to win. Only one response per newsletter issue per person.

marcat1702003, feix62, madmad59, CaptPicard, and carbo won last week's challenge by providing us with insights on the oldest item in their refrigerator.

An exclusive interview with your one and only administrator, affectionately known as CodeMonkey.

Do you sleep?
No.  Like Stephen King, I never sleep.

What's your favorite color?
Banana and anchovy sandwiches.

Are you bored or boring?
Hang on ... I'm not paid to be interesting.

What is your greatest pet peeve?
My Newfoundland.

What is your favorite food?
Orange.

What three things will you take with you when the world ends?
Me, me, me.

What is your greatest challenge as the administrator of WISEOZ.com?
Filling in for interviews, trying to find time to pee, and keeping my paws off the disentanglement puzzles we giveaway.

Do you have parents?
[a tear comes to his eye and a sniffle to his nose]

Is this interview over?
Uhh, yes.

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