THE WEEKLY WIT FOR SEPTEMBER 8, 2008

"A WiseWit was updated while I was on the toilet.  Is nothing sacred?"

NOW PLAYING ...

• PART AND PARTIAL is certain to wrap up this week.
• Last chance to get your quirks off with OH SO ECCENTRIC.
  
• There's still time submit your best speech for the final challenge for SPEECH! SPEECH!
• WISE WORDS continues with your very special host, apeminkie.
  
• The DEMO WISEWIT is the place to go if you don't know where to go.
  

STARTING SOON ...

• HAVE YOU SEEN MY SWORD? takes off on Monday, September 8th, at 8:00 PM EST.
  
• You will find yourself in a STATE OF CONFUSION beginning on Tuesday, September 9th, at 8:00PM EST.
  

"Mine, mine, all mine!"

Congratulations!  This week's winners and their winnings ...

"Now, now, people ... Let's all gather in a circle and channel our positive energies.  I'll sit this one out."

Give art a chance in the ART Circle of Interest.  How else will you refine your senses?

Whether you want one or got one, catch a ride in the MOTORCYCLES Circle of Interest.

Are you passionate about your interest or hobby? 
Moderate a Circle of Interest.

"I've got 10 minutes before class starts.  I think I'll have me a QuickWit."

Not another solitaire! Oh no ... it's Whitehead Solitaire!  A 1-card flip and no redeal variety of the mind-numbing game of solitaire.

If you've got a game, puzzle, riddle, teaser, or bit of trivia to share, upload a Flash QuickWit or create your own Pitch-Punch QuickWit.

"Still running in six inch stilettos."

We are very pleased to introduce the new WISE CHAT with better features and greater moderation capabilities.   Please be aware that we are still working through some issues with IE6 and IE7 users trying to access the chat rom.

Whether you love us, hate us, or just want to be friends, please have you mother, sister, father, lover, postman, uncle, maid, and any other human being you ever come in contact with vote for us at these sites:

Killer Startups           Listio          Ziipa

Colors of stripes on Pink.

The first 3 people to correctly respond to theweeklywit@wiseoz.com will each receive an "I'm a WISEOZ" sticker.

Quick!  Forward this newsletter to anyone that might know the answer. Both members and non-members are eligible to win. Only one response per newsletter issue per person.

unruli1 won last week's challenge with a very quick correct response of "Google Chrome".

She's openly Irish and she's obviously  from New Jersey, meet IrishJrsyGirl ...

How do you deal with stressful situations and unrealistic timelines?
A couple of weeks ago WISEOZ asked me to be in THE WEEKY WIT – of course my 1^st thought was “oh *&%$#”!! (word deleted for the younger WISEOZers out there – cough, cough carbo…LOL) what the heck do I write about??   Then I thought I would have my good friends madmad59, hutchess, and feix62 each write something for me – but of course I waited to the last minute and now WISEOZ is looking for my ‘interview' and I got nothing!!  So right away you have learned that I am a procrastinator.

Do you suffer from paranoia?
After school I came back to Jersey and married Schmeggie (also born & raised in NJ).  We just celebrated our 12^th anniversary (wow, that makes me sound old…we’ll just say I am old enough to drink and leave it at that).  We only have one ‘child’, a very fuzzy cat named Liam; which we spoil rotten.

What's your weapon of choice?
My nails are extremely long and I love to my express myself through them.  You can tell my mood or the season based on my nail design (right now I still have flowers because it is still hot out), but soon I will be able to get leaves put on for the Fall.

Does the flash bulb hurt your eyes?
Another thing you should know about me is that I hate to take pictures of myself, but I am never without my camera.  I have become the official memory keeper for my family & friends and have over 4 GBs of pictures on my laptop to prove it.

Is it too loud or are you too old?
I also love music.  This summer I went to 4 concerts and got to see almost all of my favorite bands: Bon Jovi, Daughtry, LIVE, Staind, Hinder and Kid Rock. 

Does your addiction make you itch?
One of my favorite items right now is my iPod – I have had it less than a year, but I never leave home without it.  It combines 2 of my favorite things: my music and my pictures.  If I am doing housework I use my headphones, I also have a player for the shower and 1 in the car- so I am always covered.

What's your favorite basketball team?
Our household is a NY Giants fans only zone (I wouldn’t have married Schmeggie if he wasn’t a Big Blue fan).   I would say that 75% of our wardrobe has NY Giants written on it somewhere.  Last year’s SuperBowl was the highlight of our year.  I am extremely excited that we are starting the 2008 season 1-0!!

Do you trust the aliens?
My favorite hobby is playing online games/competitions and actually met 3 of my favorite people (madmad59, hutchess, and feix62, even though he is a Cowgirls fan..LOL) online and can’t imagine life without them.   If you ever need a smile or laugh, they are the ones to go to! 

Who do you blame for your predicament?
So far on WISEOZ I have won over $150 in gift cards and a lot of Wit Points (which let me score some swanky WISEOZ merchandise).  For this I thank NCFRIEND (who I met through madmad59), she was the one who introduced me to WISEOZ.

Do you have to fight for your right to party?
Schmeggie and I will celebrate 1 year smoke free on September 11^th…I plan on getting a new ankle tattoo to celebrate the momentous occasion.

Do you believe in karma?
I have ‘adopted’ some soldiers over in Iraq and send them letters and care packages every 2 weeks.  If anyone else is interested they need more volunteers at www.adoptaussoldier.org or www.anysoldier.com.

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