HOW TO PLAY…  FIRST, READ!  EVERY WISEWIT IS UNIQUE, SO THERE MAY BE SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS.

CLICK "COUNT ME IN!" TO SIGN-UP. YOU WILL RECEIVE E-MAILS WHEN THE WISEWIT STARTS AND STAGES OPEN.   CLICK "GOT IT!" TO MAKE A GUESS. TO GUESS AGAIN, DO A DO-OVER. SOME WISEWITS HAVE A FINAL CHALLENGE THAT TIES EVERYTHING TOGETHER. USE THE NEAREST "GOT IT" TO PLAY THE  FINAL CHALLENGE. WHEN YOU WIN, YOU'LL RECEIVE A CONGRATULATIONS E-MAIL WITH PRIZE CONFIRMATION. TO LEARN MORE, VIEW THE TUTORIAL.

CHICKEN

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DATE/TIME: 
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:00pm - Friday, September 26, 2008 8:00pm

THIS WISEWIT WAS OPEN FOR ... 10 Days + 00:00:00

Are you up for a friendly game of CHICKEN?   In this 10-Stage WiseWit from the chicken eating apeminkie, you will be given a riddle where the correct response is a rhyming, two-word phrase.  Each stage will be open for just 24 hours with a volume based prize incentive to shake things up a bit.  

Click COUNT ME IN! to sign-up to participate in this WiseWit.  Click the GOT IT! button nearest to the revealed clue to provide a response. 

Please use the TELL A FRIEND feature in the right sidebar of this page to remind friends or interest new ones in this WiseWit.  Also, use the bookmarking links at the bottom of this page to spread the word about this WiseWit to other social sites where you hang out.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... Tastes like wit.

STAGE 1 | CLUE 1

DATE/TIME: 
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:00pm - Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE

How to weigh Shamu

The correct response is "whale scale".

unruli1 10th, cadams08 24th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
cadams08
WINNERS: 
unruli1
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9472
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9498
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
38
whale scaleSep 16 2008 - 7:03pmView
We're David and Anthony and we tested a method to weigh a whale underwater. We assembled a balance beam from pieces of wood. On each end of the beam we hung a toy whale so the beam was level. We placed a bowl under one of the whales and poured water into the bowl. Now one whale was in water and the other whale was out of water.Sep 16 2008 - 7:05pmView
whale scaleSep 16 2008 - 7:07pmView
a whale weigh station ... OR: In a captive environment, like Sea World, an estimate of the weight could be obtained by determining how much water is displace..the change in the water level after the whale has entered compared to before. Dead whales washed up on beaches could be lifted by crane and attached to a very large (and strong) linear, spring loaded scale; just as small Sep 16 2008 - 7:11pmView
whale scale Sep 16 2008 - 7:50pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... Chicken or not.

STAGE 2 | CLUE 2

DATE/TIME: 
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:00pm - Thursday, September 18, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE

two toupees

The correct response is "hair pair".

RedHatty 1st, sdubois 10th

Only 14 of the responses were correct!

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
RedHatty
WINNERS: 
sdubois
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9537
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9554
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
41
hair pairSep 17 2008 - 7:04pmView
hair wearSep 17 2008 - 7:04pmView
snug rugSep 17 2008 - 7:05pmView
hair pairSep 17 2008 - 7:07pmView
hair pairSep 17 2008 - 7:14pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... Spend wit ... we'll make more.

STAGE 3 | CLUE 3

DATE/TIME: 
Thursday, September 18, 2008 8:00pm - Friday, September 19, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE
Chicken-Clue3.jpeg

The correct response is "Kill Bill".

yeahyeahmikey 10th, BellaBabe 24th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
BellaBebe
WINNERS: 
yeahyeahmikey
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9645
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9662
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
32
kill billSep 18 2008 - 7:01pmView
kill billSep 18 2008 - 7:01pmView
kill billSep 18 2008 - 7:02pmView
KILL BILLSep 18 2008 - 7:07pmView
kill billSep 18 2008 - 7:10pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... 7 year wit.

STAGE 4 | CLUE 4

DATE/TIME: 
Friday, September 19, 2008 8:00pm - Saturday, September 20, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS OPEN. THE CLUE IS REVEALED. CLICK "GOT IT!" TO MAKE A GUESS.
STAGE CLUE

Hitler's favorite dice game?

The correct response is "Nazi Yahtzee".

unruli1 10th, myolds86 24th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
myolds86
WINNERS: 
unruli1
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9722
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9785
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
27
nazi yahtzeeSep 19 2008 - 7:02pmView
NATZEE YATZEESep 19 2008 - 7:04pmView
NATZEE YATZEESep 19 2008 - 7:05pmView
nazi yahtzee Sep 19 2008 - 7:05pmView
Nazi YahtzeeSep 19 2008 - 7:07pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... This space for rent.

STAGE 5 | CLUE 5

DATE/TIME: 
Saturday, September 20, 2008 8:00pm - Sunday, September 21, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE
Chicken-Clue5.jpg

The correct response is "butter cutter".

jj9987 10th, mackisback 24th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
mackisback
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9829
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9846
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
37
butter cutterSep 20 2008 - 8:07pmView
butter cutterSep 20 2008 - 8:08pmView
butter cutterSep 20 2008 - 8:10pmView
horizontal utensilSep 20 2008 - 8:23pmView
butter cutterSep 20 2008 - 9:27pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... Finger lickin' wit!

STAGE 6 | CLUE 6

DATE/TIME: 
Sunday, September 21, 2008 8:00pm - Monday, September 22, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE

Cure to a major health problem

The correct response is "cancer answer".

Only 5 responses were correct!

RedHatty 1st

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
RedHatty
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 9888
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
30
cancer answerSep 21 2008 - 7:02pmView
Chill PillSep 21 2008 - 7:16pmView
cancer answerSep 21 2008 - 7:59pmView
cancer dancerSep 21 2008 - 8:28pmView
cancer answerSep 22 2008 - 12:30amView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... We like to think we think.

STAGE 7 | CLUE 7

DATE/TIME: 
Monday, September 22, 2008 8:00pm - Tuesday, September 23, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE

cute drawing of spaghetti

The correct response is "noodle doodle".

RedHatty 10th, tmorgan77 24th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
RedHatty
WINNERS: 
tmorgan77
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10021
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10064
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
34
doodle noodleSep 22 2008 - 7:11pmView
noodle doodleSep 22 2008 - 7:25pmView
pretty zitiSep 22 2008 - 7:29pmView
noodle doodleSep 22 2008 - 7:49pmView
Noodle doodleSep 22 2008 - 8:01pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... With wit we will conquer chickenkind.

STAGE 8 | CLUE 8

DATE/TIME: 
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 8:00pm - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE

cantaloupe burglar

The correct response is "melon felon".

bkw795 10th, renee75 24th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
bkw795
WINNERS: 
renee75
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10118
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10137
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
41
melon felonSep 23 2008 - 7:01pmView
melon felonSep 23 2008 - 7:02pmView
melon felonSep 23 2008 - 7:07pmView
melon felonSep 23 2008 - 7:13pmView
Melon FelonSep 23 2008 - 7:19pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... You are closer than you think but farther than you know.

STAGE 9 | CLUE 9

DATE/TIME: 
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 8:00pm - Thursday, September 25, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE

famous guitarist's fan club leader

The correct response is "Clapton captain".

Meat 1st, jj9987 10th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
Meat
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10174
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10269
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
18
Clapton CaptainSep 24 2008 - 7:01pmView
helter skelterSep 24 2008 - 7:02pmView
Clapton CaptainSep 24 2008 - 7:18pmView
Nugent PresidentSep 24 2008 - 8:45pmView
clapton's captainSep 24 2008 - 9:10pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... We won the UK lottery!

STAGE 10 | CLUE 10

DATE/TIME: 
Thursday, September 25, 2008 8:00pm - Friday, September 26, 2008 8:00pm

THIS STAGE WAS OPEN FOR ... 1 Days + 00:00:00

THIS STAGE IS CLOSED. THE CLUE IS SOLVED.
STAGE CLUE
Chicken-Clue10.jpg

The correct response is "President's residence".

NCFRIEND 10th, JAMELG73 24th

STAGE WINNERS
WINNERS: 
JAMELG73
WINNERS: 
NCFRIEND
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10291
WINNING RESPONSES: 
WiseWit Response 10345
STAGE RESPONSES
PUBLISHED RESPONSE COUNT...: 
31
Presidents ResidenceSep 25 2008 - 8:11pmView
President's residenceSep 25 2008 - 8:16pmView
President's residenceSep 25 2008 - 8:17pmView
president's residenceSep 25 2008 - 8:35pmView
President's residenceSep 25 2008 - 9:38pmView
STAGE PRIZE

If less than 24 correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 1st correct response and 10th correct response will receive 10 Wit Points each. 

If 24 or more correct responses are received within the 24 hour time period for this stage, the 10th correct response will receive 50 Wit Points and the 24th correct response will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

WISEOZ ... Is this thing on?