SIGN OF THE TIMES

·        Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

·        In a Podiatrist's office: Time Wounds All Heels.

·        On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

·        At a Proctologist's door: To expedite your visit, please back in.

·        On a Plumber's truck: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

·        On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!

·        On a Church's Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.

·        At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.

·        At a Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg:  We want tows.

·        On an Electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts

·        In a Nonsmoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

·        On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push!

·        At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

·        On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.

·        On a Fence: Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!

·        At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.

·        Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.

·        In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

·        At the Electric Company: We will be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.

·        In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

·        In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully! We'll wait...

·        At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills.

·        And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: Best place in town to take a leak

·        Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: CAUTION  This Truck is Full of Political Promises