THE WEEKLY WIT FOR SEPTEMBER 22, 2008

"Walk softly and carry a big wit."

NOW PLAYING ...

• Like momma always said ... SMILE FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP continues.
• Help us get to 500 IN 5! and be rewarded all along the way.
• CHICKEN reveals that you are what you eat and you win if you've got really good timing.
  
• WISE WORDS ... nothing a bit of apeminkie can't cure.
  
• Practice makes perfect with the DEMO WISEWIT.
  

STARTING SOON ...

• The ONE EYED WIZ will open Monday, September 22nd at 8:00PM EST.
  
• Join us for the biggest WiseWit yet, ON BOARD, starting Monday, September 29th at 8:00M EST with sponsors Charis Games and Columbia Games.

"With wit I will conquer all!"

Congratulations!  This week's winners and their winnings ...

"Save a tree. Adopt a Circle."

Have you been spending more time with your Rubik's Cube lately than your girlfriend ?  Well then, the new MECHANICAL PUZZLES Circle of Interest needs you!  Join our dueling duo of monkey (apeminkie) and skeleton (MyklSkeleton) in their quest for the title of Über Cuber.

Are you passionate about your interest or hobby? 
Moderate a Circle of Interest.

"I'm building up my wit endurance with QuickWits."

Play with a monkey and his number puzzles in Monkey's Tower.  Funny how monkeys seem to like math.

If you've got a game, puzzle, riddle, teaser, or bit of trivia to share, upload a Flash QuickWit or create your own Pitch-Punch QuickWit.

"I'm going to get something to eat and I want the administrator to be here when I get back."

WISEOZ Pens and WISEOZ Wristbands are now available in WISE SHOP, as well as customizeable Mugs and Mousepads.

Do your part to support the WISEOZ community by remembering to use the TELL A FRIEND feature in the right sidebar of any WiseWit page to remind friends or interest new ones in a WiseWit.  Also, use the bookmarking links at the bottom of the WiseWit pages to spread the word about a WiseWit to other social sites where you hang out.

Since nobody correctly repsonded to this challenge last week, it is still in play with a greater prize value. Evil ... we know!

What specifically is this flag made of?

The first 3 people to correctly respond to theweeklywit@wiseoz.com will each receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card.

Quick!  Forward this newsletter to anyone that might know the answer. Both members and non-members are eligible to win. Only one response per newsletter issue per person.

Meet the Captain ... CaptPicard, that is ...

What does your Starfleet personnel record say?
Most of it is classified, but I can tell you that I am a 22 year old guy born in Virginia Beach, Virginia and currently living in Coventry, Rhode Island.  I lead a pretty boring life, but I'm not that worried, as I still have plenty of time left, hopefully.

What do you do when not commanding the Enterprise?
I don't do a whole heck of a lot.  I'm currently unemployed, but I'm kinda looking for a job.  I like to watch game shows and selected reality shows on TV, as well as spend time on my computer mainly playing games online.

What's your addiction of the month?
The Rubik's Cube.  I blame apeminkie and MyklSkeleton for that.  Although I haven't solved it completely yet, I've gotten one side and all the corner pieces in the right place.  Soon I'll be pogocubing too!

What's the highlight of the week for you?
I got my first $100 check from GSN for my wins on GSN Radio this week.  And to think that they owe me another $200, not bad for answering a couple questions on a radio game show!

What is two plus two?
Five.  Anyone who told you it's four is lying to you.  Also, six times nine is 42.

How many lights do you see?
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

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